Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is the key to everything

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends are our chosen family.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.