Funny Quotes / Friends

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।