Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.