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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is the key to everything

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।