Funny Quotes / Friends

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.