Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.