Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.