Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends are our chosen family.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.