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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।