Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।