Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is the key to everything

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.