Funny Quotes / Friends

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.