Funny Quotes / Friends

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.