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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.
शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।