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तुम जिन्दगी में आ तो गये हो मगर ख्याल रखना, हम ‘जान’ दे देते हैं, मगर ‘जाने’ नहीं देते !!

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

All the best people are crazy.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.