Funny Quotes / Friends

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Our craziness made us best friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.