Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.