Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Our craziness made us best friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is the key to everything

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।