Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends are our chosen family.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.