Funny Quotes / Friends

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is the key to everything

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!