Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.