Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

All the best people are crazy.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.