Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.