Funny Quotes / Friends

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is the key to everything

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.