Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।