Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.