Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.