Funny Quotes / Friends

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

All the best people are crazy.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends are our chosen family.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad