Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

All the best people are crazy.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.