Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

All the best people are crazy.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends are our chosen family.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.