Funny Quotes / Friends

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.