Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.