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Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
Friendship is the key to everything
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.