Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends are our chosen family.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।