Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

All the best people are crazy.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends are our chosen family.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.