Funny Quotes / Friends

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.