Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.