Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is the key to everything

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.