Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।