Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.