Funny Quotes / Friends

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.