Funny Quotes / Friends

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.