Funny Quotes / Friends

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.