Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A true friend stabs you in the front.