Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Our craziness made us best friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.