Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends are our chosen family.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।