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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.