Funny Quotes / Friends

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

All the best people are crazy.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.