Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.