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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.